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how to be sea slug

step one lose all of your limbs quickly and painfully

(sorry I couldn’t afford the pain-free option and my insurance is a pain)

 step three consider how deliciously wet the sand would be if you were to tuck yourself under it step four.

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step eight realize you can fly. Well you can’t fly but this kid picked you up and threw you past the 2nd sandbar

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Disposing of this bottle on Daytona Beac
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and it was fun until you splattered on the surface of the water and turned into goo

and a fish confused you for a hunk of that same water bottle and ate you.

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